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validwarriorcatsnames:

amarkls:

cryptid-on-a-string:

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

easy website

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

weird horse

“Websight” is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

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poetrylesbian:

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

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weaselle:

spiribia:

Dandelions have a symbiotic relationship with little kids who make wishes

this is… not entirely false, actually 

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angelinsects:

angelinsects:

[ID: a tag reading, “#don’t eat citrus if you have any mental health problems #the vitamin C is so bad for you” end ID]

losing my fucking mind over how people will come on here and say just the easiest to disprove absolutely inane lies. for no reason at all

[ID: a comment by @boywizard reading, “counteracting my mental illness by getting scurvy” end ID]

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voyageofbran:

xphilosoraptorx:

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it:

mygreenknittedsweater:

pricklylesbian:

valorheart:

early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion

ok im obsessed w this tag

once in grade 6 I saw a ‘pottery making club’ in a ditch on the schoolyard- I assume at some point someone realized there was actually good quality clay in the ditch and when I walked up there were about a dozen 12 year olds sitting around the few girls who had brought their water bottles out to mix the clay, and a designated spot to put the finished bowls and tablets, and people going off and collecting sticks to make designs with and i really think that’s the natural state of the human race

In elementary school I learned that you can make paint out of certain sedimentary rocks on the playground if you crushed them and mixed with water and at one point I had up to 25 kindergarten through third graders making cave paintings on the underside of the slides

The nature of man is such that every so often, someone recreates the neolithic era.

Yeah, every recess

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vetyr:

That was nearly fifty years ago, and I have never seen indigo again.

A personal piece in between commissions. See: “Altered States” by Oliver Sacks.

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the-haiku-bot:

teratomarty:

mioxenoblade:

caitlin-snow-leopard:

mioxenoblade:

May you be blessed with hardcore gay sex thatd give a conservative a deadly heart attack this pride

I’m asexual, can I be blessed with a buttload (approximately 126 gallons or 834 pounds) of garlic bread instead?

Ya know what? Absolutely.

Reblog to bless your followers with freaky sex and/or garlic bread.

Reblog to bless your

followers with freaky sex

and/or garlic bread.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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titkoks-old:

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lesbiacebian:

diamantcowboy:

gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe:

why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies

They explain this in the tinkerbell movies. The light comes from the pixie dust covering every faries wings. This guy hasn’t even seen the tinkerbell movies

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Anonymous asked:

she/her? blocked and unfollowed.

biverly-switzler:

thesituation:

what the hell

captainesc:

autisticwolfesbrainisautistic:

banans13:

banans13:

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL

We’ll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.

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dathen:

comicsandslushies:

uchidachi:

My annotated Dracula has informed me that when Harker said his robber steak was “in the style of the London cat’s-meat!” he was referring to “A tradition in London was the “cat’s-meat man,” a vendor who sold little bits of meat on skewers for consumption by cats”

I am overjoyed by this knowledge that there were Victorians just randomly getting lil kebabs for their CATS

I am so happy to learn this was a thing, looks like they were door to door pet food sellers.

I didn’t see any new posts about it but it is VITAL that new readers know this.

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arienai:

While I’m talking about writing I do want to rec two INCREDIBLE writing apps that have helped me immensely as a writer with ADHD

Stimuwrite is a little program that you can customize with all sorts of really rewarding instant tactile feedback, for example sound effects every time you hit a key, emoji notifications and balloons when you hit your custom goal (which can be as low as you want for low energy days), and neat animated backgrounds.

4thewords turns writing into an RPG and you can kill monsters via word count in order to complete quests and progress through what I personally find to be an interesting and fun storyline. It comes with all the RPG trappings like loot, gear, even custom housing (win more stuff for your house by writing).

I cannot stress ENOUGH how amazing both of these have been in terms of my writing productivity as someone with pretty severe executive dysfunction issues. Usually I use Stimuwrite for the instant feedback and then copy and paste those over into 4thewords for the gamification.

Both are small indie projects, Stimuwrite is pay-what-you-can-afford and 4thewords is $4/month but they are very good about helping people who genuinely can’t afford it.

and AS THE CHERRY ON TOP, Stimuwrite’s programmer is a trans woman, and while I’m not sure about the 4thewords team in specific, the game is FILLED with really great rep, they are literally having a lesbian wedding global event going on right now as I type this. So like. I like giving money to them more than giving money to a lot of other projects lol.

Anyway no neither of these projects have told me to write about them or anything I just want to spread the love. Go check them out!!

Stimuwrite

4thwords

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mornington-the-crescent:

beardedmrbean:

thepromiscuousfinger:

Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there’s a penalty of some kind for using this site like it’s meant to be used?

reblogs have always been in short supply for artists, sadly, but it’s hitting the shitposts and even the cat pictures lately.

Gotta keep getting the word out that reblogs are good and keep people posting new material that will be passed around for the next 12 years

They’re used to other social media sites, where the only equivalent of reblogging is straight-up content theft; so the idea that you can put someone else’s stuff on your page and have it not be a bad thing is a strange experience for them.

They’re likely also used to an algorithm recommending content based on what they hit “like” on, so they probably think that that’s how this works, too.

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ekingston:

ALT

sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it

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